merlin mann has a good one here: http://www.kungfugrippe.com/ in which you will find masterful quips such as:

Some days I’m Dr. Frankenstein, and some days I’m The Monster, but most days I’m just a dim-witted villager with a torch and a farming tool.[[1.]][]

and see into the moments of our collective cultural past through the eyes of said dim-witted village:

[[2.]][] in any case… enjoy.

[[1.]]: http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/1222384 [[2.]]: http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/1228045